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August 03, 2006

Paris Hilton On Tony Blair: "Who?"

My attempt at the celebrity blog money bonanza. Posting a day-old story.

Celebrity rich girl Paris Hilton has demonstrated her grasp of world affairs by asking: "Who's Tony Blair?"

The hotel heiress said she would not recognise the British Prime Minister. Asked by GQ magazine if she fancied Tony Blair, a confused Hilton replied: "Who?"

After giving it some thought she said: "Oh yeah... he's like your president?" Then she admitted: "I don't know what he looks like."

Hilton also compared herself to Diana, Princess of Wales. "I loved her. She was amazing. Her death affected me so much, such a strong and beautiful woman. I just cried for two hours non-stop when I heard she had been killed.

"I've been in cars trying to get away from speeding paparazzi before and it's horrible, so I can relate to Diana and the problems she had," she explained.

Dianna's Pet Cause: Eliminating mines from the world

Paris' Pet Cause: Finding the perfect shoes to accessorize with her vagina

Hilton became infamous when a videotape of her having sex with her then boyfriend was posted on the internet.

But she declared: "I've only done it with, like, a couple of boyfriends. People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that. I like kissing, but that's all I do. I'm not having sex for a year, I've decided. I'll kiss but nothing else."

In bookie slang, of course, "dime" means "thousand." Less well known is that "a couple of boyfriends" means "the entire 4th Infantry Division of the United States Army, including most of the women."


Thanks to CraigC.


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