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March 29, 2006

Why Does This Moron Have A Column?

An on-line column, and only in Kansas City (one of the myriad Kansas City's, not sure which), but still: a column.

She's a moron.

I just don't mean her politics, which are moronic. But the incredible stupidity she displays in expressing herself.

Has it really been three years? My how time flies when the Bushvolk are having fun!

Bushvolk. 'Cuzzin' they're like Nazis 'n stuff, I guess.

They’ve already invaded two Muslim countries, Afghanistan and Iraq, and are considering a third conquest, Iran. That ought to win some hearts and minds over there.

And you thought this wasn’t a Crusade!

Yes, Iran may soon get hold of the Big Kaboom, but North Korea already does.

The Big Kaboom?

Incidentally, the Southeast is handled differently than the Middle East. Unlike the Koreans, who have the means to blow us to smithereens, the Iranians do not yet have the capability to act on their threats. Both nations are controlled by oddballs, so why the disparity in U.S. foreign policy, Comrade Condi?

The Southeast? Does she mean Southwestern Asia? Or East Asia?

Or does she mean "Southeast Asia," of which Korea isn't really a part?

And of course Iran isn't part of "the Middle East" either.

What the hell is she on? Doesn't she have access to a globe or, maybe, a map-insert from National Geographic For Kids?

This was a dumb "joke." Surely it's not worth assigning countries to the wrong areas of the world to make the "joke."

And-- Comrade Condi?

When did you last hear this president mention Osama bin Laden at length? During his propaganda blitz last week that began in Ohio, Mr. Disconnect was all Iraq, all the time. Osama bin Forgotten is more like it.

I know that Kansas City isn't the most cosmpolitan place in the world, but I'm pretty sure they've heard the "Osama bin Forgotten" line before. And yet she uses it as if she's minting a fresh joke.

Unbelievable. Any moron can get a column in a newspaper if they're liberal enough.

Thanks to Aaron.

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