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March 28, 2006

The Hundred Worst Album Covers Of All Time

There have been a lot of these lists, but this one goes all the way to 100. (Mild content warning for the occasional bad-taste cover.)

It's good to see "Joyce" back, and Millie Jackson on the crapper. And it's really hot to see the "Sensual Black Man and Sensual Black Woman."

My favorite is below (slight content warning, but it's nothing worse than you've seen in a Boris painting).

How did this album -- Whitesnake's 1976 "Love Hunter" -- get on this list?

Yeah, that's one of the "worst" album covers... if by "worst" you mean TOTALLY FRIGGIN' AWESOME!

It's like, there's a naked girl with her ass and boobies out, and there's this HUGE SNAKE!!! It's brilliant, really.

And very subtle, too. I think there might be some sexual metaphor going on here, but it's so artfully done it's hard to say either way.

posted by Ace at 01:20 PM

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(Mild content warning for the occasional bad-taste cover.) It's good to see "Joyce" back, and Millie Jackson on the crapper. And it's really hot to see the "Sensual Black Man and Sensual Black Woman." My favorite is below (slight content warning, but it's nothing worse than you've seen in a Boris painting). How did this album -- Whitesnake's 1976 "Love Hunter" -- get on this list? Yeah, that's one of the "worst" album covers... if by "worst" you mean TOTALLY FRIGGIN' AWESOME! It's like, there's a naked girl with her ass and boobies out, and there's this HUGE SNAKE!!! It's brilliant, really. And very subtle, too. 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