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March 25, 2006

A Message From Colonel Gaddafi

"There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet,"

Proof that the Middle East still hasn't really grasped onto the meaning of the word 'democracy.'

Libya's Jamahiriyah system, under which Libyans can air their views at "people's congresses," is genuine democracy, said Gaddafi...

"People's congresses." Nice. The people can 'air their views.' That kicks the shit out of this whole voting thing we got going over here.

"Countries like the United States, India, China, the Russian Federation, are in bad need of this Jamahiriyah system," he said. "This is a savior to them."

Awwww! You had the commies right up until the word 'savior.' Still a good try, Colonel.

Nice frock, too. You always strike just the right note.

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posted by LauraW. at 07:32 PM

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