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March 17, 2006
NYC Will Begin Teaching About HIV & AIDS... To Kindergartners
Sounds about right.
8:00: Story circle
9:00 Unsafe sexual practices and body fluids exchanges
10:00 Show and tell
11:00 Safe alternatives to fisting
12:00 Nap time
1:00 Selected readings from Encyclopedia Brown, including "The Case of The Hermaphritic Hemophiliac"
2:00 Intensive psychological counselling to attempt to heal the deep scars just inflicted on kids that still fucking believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny