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March 15, 2006

"Allah Gives Permission" To Kill College Basketball Fans

That Allah. One of the more, errr, lenient of all dieties out there, at least with regard to his followers. I tell you, when you're on his "good side," when you're a believer in Allah, he absolutely lets you get away with murder.

Other religions have these fuddy-duddy "commandments" against killing one's fellow human beings. How restrictive! How puritanical! How... Pat Boone!

But it's a lot different, a lot more... swingin', if you will, in Allah's Great Big One-World Caliphate Religion of Peace Sexy Hot Tub of Bloody Murder!

The suspect in this month's attack on the UNC-CH campus has written a letter to ABC11 Eyewitness News.

Eyewitness News received the letter Monday, in response to our request for an interview. It was sent from Central Prison in Raleigh and dated Friday, March 10.

...

"Allah gives permission in the Koran for the followers of Allah to attack those who have raged war against them, with the expectation of eternal paradise in case of martyrdom and/or living one's life in obedience of all of Allah's commandments found throughout the Koran's 114 chapters..."

"The U.S. government is responsible for the deaths of and the torture of countless followers of Allah, my brothers and sisters. My attack on Americans at UNC-CH on March 3rd was in retaliation for similar attacks orchestrated by the U.S. government on my fellow followers of Allah in Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine, Saudi Arabia, and other Islamic territories. I did not act out of hatred for Americans, but out of love for Allah instead. "


Islamism

It's not backwards, medieval, and primative! It's in fact the most advanced and enlightened religion on earth-- so advanced and enlightened, in fact, it's "pro-choice" on murder!


What's that old Nietzsche quote? Something like, "When you go out to battle monsters, see to it that you do not become a monster yourself."

You know what? That doesn't even fucking apply here. No matter how bad we got battling these satanic sonsofbitches, we could not possibly hope to become the monsters they've made of themselves.

Thanks to Craig.


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