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March 15, 2006
FAQ: What Do I Do If An Eyeball Gets Poked Out Of Its Socket?
Almost too horrific to contemplate, but it just happened, unfortunately, to a Villanova basketball player.
It's an injury called "globe luxation." Fortunately, assuming you can poke the thing in back pretty quickly and do not suffer other related injuries (tearing of ocular muscles, tearing of the optic nerve), you'll actually probably be all right in a few weeks.
Shudder. I have trouble thinking of things I'd be less enthusiastic about going through, except maybe watching the Boy George/Rosie O'Donnell musical "Taboo."
Thanks to Craig.