Natalie Portman Admits She's A Friggin' Idiot

Not in so many words, but check out this Harvard alum noting the US commits "violences" and has "violences" committed against it.

All while defending the questions "V" supposedly raises.

Thanks to Allah.

Previously... The very erudite Ms. Portman gave an undergraduate lecture on -- get this -- counterterrorism.

Among her observations:

- “My immediate reaction is that torture is wrong.�

- “I don’t think it’s right to take down the Twin Towers.�

- “Censorship is bad.�

She further opined that puppies are cute, water is wet, and friends are "fun" and "bring happinesses."

Thanks to JohnS. for that.

Related... I just looked up Harvard University's admissions criteria. It turns out you're awarded thirty points if you have a "really smokin' little body on ya," because, apparently, the Harvard student body doesn't have enough of such bodies.

Diversity. Embrace it!

posted by Ace at 02:04 PM

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