Perverted Free-Love Whore-Monkeys Are Dying Out

Very sad:

Scientists are struggling to save the fast-disappearing bonobo, the gentle "hippie chimp" known for resolving squabbles through sex rather than violence.

Unfortunately, bonobos are prized by Congolese for their tasty meat, and many villagers who are illegally hunting the wiry, wizen-faced apes don't realize how close their prey is to extinction.

"Bonobos are an icon for peace and love, the world's 'hippie chimps,'" said Sally Coxe of the Washington-based Bonobo Conservation Initiative. "To let them die off would be a catastrophe."

The animals are known for greeting rival groups with genital handshakes and sensual body rubs. Bonobo spats are swiftly settled -- often with a French kiss and a quick round of sex.

You can read all about the plight of the bonobos in Bill Clinton's new book, The Coolest Fucking Monkeys In The Whole Fucking World.

Thanks to Uncle Jefe.

posted by Ace at 08:13 PM

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