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March 03, 2006
Like I Said: Always Videotape Your Sex Orgies
Always. It can help you beat a gang-rape rap.
Four Disney employees have been cleared of rape charges because they prudently videotaped their group-sex sessions and demonstrated the woman was a willing participant.
Do not doubt the effectiveness of the Ace of Spades Lifestyle (TM).
Look, there's no point being judgmental about this. Some women are baseball-groupies, some women are cop-groupies. And some women want to "pull the train" with the Country Bears Jamboree.
I know I've got a Boo-Boo costume somewhere in storage. I'm thinking of wearing that out tonight and carrying around a "Picnic Basket of Pleasure."
Thanks to Scott and Dave at Garfield Ridge.