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March 03, 2006

Society Saved From Stupid Bint

This is a feel-good story.

A woman pleaded guilty Monday to attempted murder charges for trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men for what she thought was cocaine, but turned out to be cheese.

Jessice Sandy Booth, 18, hatched the plot after she visited the home of the men, and mistook queso fresco a white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine.

But the hit man she hired turned out to be an undercover police officer.

"They asked her numerous times 'Do you really want to go through with this?'" prosecutor Paul Hagerman said. "They gave her numerous chances to back out, but she said she was serious. She said she needed the money for modeling school."


She was fully prepared to take active part in the crime and had a detailed plan which included killing all witnesses, including any children capable of speech.

Imagine the terrible scene: blood, dead bodies. And then this heartless idiot takes possession of...a pile of cheese.

Kudos to Memphis law enforcement for removing this dangerous retard from the general population.


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