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February 24, 2006

Update On "Don't Read This" Story

You know that story you didn't read earlier? Well, it's whole bunches different now.

I guess you can read this one, as it's not nearly as macabre as it began. Now it's just merely weird.


Penis In the Microwave Was Fake

There’s a new twist in an extremely bizzare story out of McKeesport.

Police had been investigating a report that a customer handed a clerk a severed penis to heat up in the store’s microwave.

Investigators have since learned that it was not a real body part; but instead, it was part of a couple’s alleged plan to pass a drug test.

According to McKeesport’s police chief, a man and a woman had inserted urine into a fake penis that the woman was planning to use to pass a drug test.

One of them then went into the store and asked the clerk to microwave the object, which they had wrapped in a paper towel, so the urine could reach body temperature.

When the clerk noticed an unusual odor, she unwrapped the item to discover what she thought was a severed body part.

Okay, so fake penises are being mistaken for real ones, as well as for pipe bombs.

Maybe the clerk didn't get a great look at it, but is it really that hard to tell something made of rubber from a severed body part? Does she frequently eat plastic apples?

Thanks to Craig.

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