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February 18, 2006
DUI, With A Pig In The Backseat
I think we've all been there:
JUNEAU--
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According to the criminal complaints, Zahn was stopped at 11:07 a.m. on Aug. 20, 2005, on Highway A/I, four-tenths of a mile south of Short Road, after Dodge County deputies had received reports of an erratic driver.
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No field sobriety tests were performed, and according to the complaint, Zahn told the deputy, "I'm drunk, why do them?"
When the deputy searched Zahn's vehicle, he found a pig in the backseat, an empty fifth of vodka, an unopened 12-pack of beer and an insulated cup.
A blood test showed Zahn had a blood alcohol concentration of .299.
The man swears the pig told him she was eighteen.
Thanks to SWOOD.