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February 18, 2006
DUI, With A Pig In The Backseat
JUNEAU--...
According to the criminal complaints, Zahn was stopped at 11:07 a.m. on Aug. 20, 2005, on Highway A/I, four-tenths of a mile south of Short Road, after Dodge County deputies had received reports of an erratic driver.
...
No field sobriety tests were performed, and according to the complaint, Zahn told the deputy, "I'm drunk, why do them?"
When the deputy searched Zahn's vehicle, he found a pig in the backseat, an empty fifth of vodka, an unopened 12-pack of beer and an insulated cup.
A blood test showed Zahn had a blood alcohol concentration of .299.
The man swears the pig told him she was eighteen.
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