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February 17, 2006

Man Shot By Cheney To Make Statement

That statement? "Refill the ice-cube tray, fuckface. Or you get the business end of a 28 guage shotgun."

Lucianne.com has that as the headline for the story about Whittington making a statement.

Was the headline writer trying to suggest Cheney was trying to make a statement in shooting Whittington, or was he just incompetent at his job?

In the actual statement, Whittington actually apologized to Cheney and his family for causing them distress!

That's the definition of Ultimate Pimp Hand. You shoot someone, he apologizes for blocking the path of your birdshot.

Guage! Guage! Guage! Yes, I wrote "caliber" when I meant "guage."

So I'm a fairy.

But there is a .410 caliber shotgun, I think. So suck on that.

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