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February 15, 2006
Bush Lied, Love Died: Bush Caused Lance Armstrong-Sheryl Crowe Breakup
He was a fan of the President's; she, not so much.
"Sheryl said Lance didn't just support Bush, - he'd go off and fight if the president asked him too.
Lance Armstrong would take the bodies of ten barely-living terrorists, connect them up with rivets and razor-wire, and use them as a makeshift bicycle to win the Tour de France, while at the same time tae-kwon-do-ing the cancer out of his body.
Meanwhile, Sheryl Crowe is still telling people how she got the inspiration for All I Wanna Do.