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February 15, 2006

Bush Lied, Love Died: Bush Caused Lance Armstrong-Sheryl Crowe Breakup

He was a fan of the President's; she, not so much.

"Sheryl said Lance didn't just support Bush, - he'd go off and fight if the president asked him too.

Lance Armstrong would take the bodies of ten barely-living terrorists, connect them up with rivets and razor-wire, and use them as a makeshift bicycle to win the Tour de France, while at the same time tae-kwon-do-ing the cancer out of his body.

Meanwhile, Sheryl Crowe is still telling people how she got the inspiration for All I Wanna Do.


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