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February 13, 2006

Cops Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty To Nail Prostitutes

A happy ending... for justice:

They enter the massage parlors as undercover detectives. They leave as satisfied customers.

In Spotsylvania County, as part of a campaign by the sheriff's office to root out prostitution in the massage parlor business, detectives have been receiving sexual services from "masseuses." During several visits to Moon Spa on Plank Road last month, detectives allowed women to perform sexual acts on them on four occasions and once left a $350 tip, according to court papers.

Spotsylvania Sheriff Howard D. Smith said that the practice is not new and that only unmarried detectives are assigned to such cases. Most prostitutes are careful not to say anything incriminating, so sexual contact is necessary, he said.

In related news, the Iraqi government just announced a similar plan to crack down on whorehouses in Baghdad. The entire male civilian population of Iraq just signed up for the security forces. Mission accomplished.

Thanks to Slublog.


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