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Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz are in a new chick-western called Bandidas. But that's not really the good part:

Mexico's media has gone wild with reports that Latina movie stars Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek have become lesbian gal pals.

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While doing movie promotion in Mexico, Cruz grabbed Hayek's butt and began caressing it in front of stunned Mexican photographers.

Now the pair can't seem to keep their hands off each other.

The lesbian rumors started flying, and neither Cruz nor Hayek seem interested in stopping the speculation.

"I grabbed Salma's ass just to keep things moving," Cruz reportedly told the National Enquirer. "And the energy changed when I did that."

In related news, the energy in my pants just changed to "subcritical nuclear."

Nope, check that, just went critical. Be back in a bit.

Thanks to Instapundit.

posted by Ace at 01:17 PM

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