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February 12, 2006

Dick Cheney "Accidentally" Shoots Someone While Hunting

The spin is that it was just a mistake.

The truth is that Cheney was just hunting the ultimate prey-- man.

RCL suggests Cheney was "sending a message."

That message? Don't fuckin' use the word "literally" unless you mean literally.

It's about time. Only Dick Cheney has the balls to take this sort of proactive action against poor English usage.

Photo Bias? Check out CNN's pic of Cheney:

Hell, they use more flattering photos for Charles Manson's probation hearings.

Thanks to Rip.


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