I'm Gonna Go Ahead And Agree With Karol On This One

Just click. Click, or click not. There is no try.

I've got to comment -- briefly for once -- but I don't want to give away the joke. So I'll tuck my comment into the extended entry. Click, and then come back. I'll wait.

Okay.

Who the fuck wrote this cover?

Who the fuck is it, exactly, who really, sincerely believes that it's hard to tell who enjoys Gay Pride days more-- drag queens or straight guys?

There really are only three possibilities:

1) One of those gays (and there are quite a few) who honestly believe that everyone is gay, and that only those who express their gayness have the "courage" to do so.

2) One of those ultra-liberal-women who basically hangs out almost exclusively with gay men for whatever reason. She's more into gay culture than gay dudes are -- they sort of want her to ix-ne on the ay-gay all the ime-tay -- and also sorta thinks the world would be a better place if, as Kurt Cobain sang, "everyone is gay."

3) A straight guy who's so liberal in his politics he thinks it's necessary to "experiment" a little just to show how tolerant he is, and feels that if he doesn't attend Gay Pride Day wearing nothing but Speedos and nipple-glitter he's guilty of "heteronormative" behavior. A kind of closet straight, in other words.

I don't know. It's just so stupid.

Again, a deal I've offered several times before:

We Reasonable Conservatives will acknowledge that "Heterosexual Re-Education Camps" are a pretty bad idea, and that if you're gay, you're gay, and should be allowed to get down with your gay selves if...

Reasonable Liberals will please inform the Homosexual Evangelists that they also have to give up the idea of Gay Re-Education Camps, and Queer Teachable Moments.

Honestly, we're not gay. Seriously. Trust me on this one.

Gays aren't straight and straights aren't gay. Why can't we both agree on both prongs of that simple statement?

posted by Ace at 07:14 PM

| Access Comments