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June 13, 2005

Repulsed [Jen @ Demure Thoughts]

Un-fucking-believable. Michael Jackson is an innocent man. This alone should prove to the rest of the world once and for all that the people in California are stark raving lunatics.

Oh well. He will move to some nice indonesian island somewhere and stalk foreign children now.

Update from John: He doesn't have to go anywhere, Jen. He can just park his ass at Neverland and act like nothing happened. Just like he did last time. Parents will continue to bring their children right to his door.

After all, he's Michael Jackson.

Update from John II: Reader brak points out that the morons at DU are celebrating this as a "victory" - There are multiple threads popping up there right now. As brak says: WTF?

Update by Jen: This proves it. California is full of retards. Ranks 43rd out of 50 states for smart folks. Thank God Texas was smarter than California or I would have had to skip this little factoid.

Update by Dave: Well, look on the bright side-- at least Jacko can get back to dating now. I hope he finds himself another nice woman, like Lisa Marie.

P.S. If Jackson will be with us in the free world for a while longer, might as well get back to making fun of him. Let's start with a revisit to this *really* old link (new to Ace).

Update By The Therapist: I'm already making fun of him: Michael Jackson To Celebrate At Chuck E. Cheese.

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