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June 11, 2005

Alan Colmes' Breakdown [John from WuzzaDem]

I really like Dave's idea of posting things that Ace wouldn't link to. He once told me that he was really looking for thoughtful analysis on current events. Hel-LO? Who did he think he was talking to?

So here's Alan Colmes, doing what he does best - trying to put lipstick on an assortment of pigs simply because he's "the liberal":

Alan Colmes What I'm trying to say is that your goal is really just to protect the rights of people whose opinions, even those that might be considered to be 'unpopular' and maybe even unpleasant, are nevertheless protected by the first amendment, right?

Trey Jackson, Aryan Warriors
Are you on dope, man? Speak English!

Alan Colmes
Don't you just want to make sure that everyone has the right to protest peacefully?

Trey Jackson
Naw, man, I just don't like colored people.

Alan Colmes
Well, I'm sure many people, while defending your right to say that would, uh...I mean, your group must stand for something else, right?

Trey Jackson
Yeah, we don't like joos, neither. You ain't joowish, are ya?


Alan Colmes
Mr. Smith, thanks for being here [takes a drink of water, tugs at his collar]. Now, let me just start by saying that nobody wants to see children molested, but this issue is really about...

"Mr. Smith", NAMBLA
Exactly, Alan, having sex with young boys is not molestation. I'm glad that we can at least agree on that point...

Alan Colmes
That's not what I said! Sorry, didn't mean to yell [mopping his brow with a handkerchief]. I want to very clear on that...

More here.

[Posted by John from WuzzaDem, who is not a member of the Sean Hannity fan club either, so don't bother going there]

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