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June 09, 2005
Heartbreaker (Beautiful Atrocities)
Dissolute wastrel Hannibal Gaddafi has appealed a 4 month suspended
prison sentence for a February rampage in 2 Paris hotels in
which he beat his pregnant girlfriend (sending her to the
hospital), brandished an automatic pistol, barricaded himself in
a room, & began smashing up the furniture.
Hannibal, the youngest son of you-know-who, is something of a
ladies man with quite a reputation in Europe. Aside from beating
bodacious model Aline Skaf, Hannibal's other exploits include:
Copenhagen 2005: Violent incident at Libyan diplomat's
residence in which police were called, but unable to intervene due to
the building's diplomatic status.
Paris 2004: A drunken, incoherent
Hannibal drove the wrong way down the Champs Elysees at 100mph in his
black Porsche in the middle of the night. Once stopped, his thuggish
bodyguards attacked French police & destroyed a police transmitter.
Rome 2003:
Involved in brawl that sent 6 photographers to hospital
Rome 2001: Escorted to airport after brawl at Rome Hilton
in which he attacked police with a fire extinguisher
Sardinia 2001: Thrown out of club for screaming at waiters,
blocked the entrance to a disco with his Lamborghini, blasted music
aboard his 70-ft yacht the Che Guevara, broadcast Muslim call to
prayer over boat's PA system at dawn after long night of partying
Hannibal's equally upstanding siblings are: