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June 09, 2005

Heartbreaker (Beautiful Atrocities)

hgjun9.jpgDissolute wastrel Hannibal Gaddafi has appealed a 4 month suspended prison sentence for a February rampage in 2 Paris hotels in which he beat his pregnant girlfriend (sending her to the hospital), brandished an automatic pistol, barricaded himself in a room, & began smashing up the furniture. Hannibal, the youngest son of you-know-who, is something of a ladies man with quite a reputation in Europe. Aside from beating bodacious model Aline Skaf, Hannibal's other exploits include:

Copenhagen 2005: Violent incident at Libyan diplomat's residence in which police were called, but unable to intervene due to the building's diplomatic status.

Paris 2004: A drunken, incoherent Hannibal drove the wrong way down the Champs Elysees at 100mph in his black Porsche in the middle of the night. Once stopped, his thuggish bodyguards attacked French police & destroyed a police transmitter.

Rome 2003: Involved in brawl that sent 6 photographers to hospital

Rome 2001: Escorted to airport after brawl at Rome Hilton in which he attacked police with a fire extinguisher

Sardinia 2001: Thrown out of club for screaming at waiters, blocked the entrance to a disco with his Lamborghini, blasted music aboard his 70-ft yacht the Che Guevara, broadcast Muslim call to prayer over boat's PA system at dawn after long night of partying


Hannibal's equally upstanding siblings are:

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