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June 09, 2005

Hey Everyone - A Little Silliness To Start Off

Hey everyone,

Zelda here with The Urban Grind. I'm glad to be back here guest blogging. It's flattering that someone thinks I'm "cute." But then again, I'll have to have a word with Ace about the "annoying" part.

Anway, for the silliness, porn star Mary Carey and her boss Mark Kulkis of Kick A-- Pictures will be dining with President Bush at the upcoming 2005 President's Dinner and Salute to Freedom, hosted by the National Republican Congressional Committee.

Both Mary and Mark insist they are regular people:

"I read the Bible and pray every night," Carey told WorldNetDaily in an exclusive interview.
"We're not the freakish demons people make us out to be," said Kulkis. "I'm not a creep with a coke spoon around his neck. I'm a regular guy."

Let me tell you all something. A friend of mine once set me up on a blind date with a guy who claimed to be the porn star "Myles Longue." There was nothing regular about the guy. If you guys want details, click here.

Anyway, what do we have to show for all this porn in our society? For one thing, some scientists are saying that watching certain variations of it spurs men to produce better sperm. Furthermore, both men and women are getting all kinds of plastic surgery on their private parts. I guess they want to look like some of these porn stars. Ah, the tyranny of it all...

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