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June 08, 2005
History of Terrorism Timeline (Very Silly)
Who knew Liza Manelli figured so prominently?
1322 Liza marries Edward II: "He's no homo."
1517-1917 Ottoman Empire rules Palestine
1700 Age of Reason & scientific revolution; Islam misses train
1750 Industrial Revolution; Islam AWOL again
1776 American Revolution inaugurates 200+ year representative democracy
1789 French Revolution ends in tyranny
1882 First Zionists migrate to Palestine, fleeing Russian pogroms. Jews begin to purchase land from Arabs
1884 Liza marries Oscar Wilde: "100% man"