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June 07, 2005

The Left's Go-To Attention Getting Device: Nudity

It's not that I necessarily object. Obviously, it does draw attention. And occasionally one of these PETA chicks has a nice rack.

But... it's always the same. Can't they come up with something new?

And if they want to be daring... well, nudity for political causes is no longer daring. It's expected. If I don't see raw tit at a Take Back the Night march, damnit, I demand to get back the donation I never gave gave them.

They've really got to turn it up a notch if they want to keep my interest. Naked Hairy Hippy Girls for Peace? Eh, it's played.

Free Handjobs for Peace? Now I might just show up for that rally.

I really hate PETA. I've known a couple of PETA people, and I've got to tell you, in terms of personality and emotional development they're every bit as childish as in their politics. They generally tend to be seven-year-old girls who never really grew up. One PETA girl I knew was essentially asexual; the normal interest in sex that usually strikes at about age seven or eight just seemed to pass her by completely.

Too bad. She was a nice piece of ass.

We should just give them what they really want -- PONIES! PONIES! PONIES! -- and be done with them.

Thanks to LauraW (third from write under the saran wrap).


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