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June 02, 2005

My Kind of Job: Sittin' At Home, Watching the Dukes of Hazzard, Blogging About It-- For 100K

In case anyone's interested in making similar offers (actually, this was a contest, I think, but roll with this), I can blog about the following shows:

* The Apprentice
* American Idol -- Okay, it jumped the shark in season 2, and I've vowed to never watch this crap again, but for a 100K I can deal
* Simon & Simon
* The A-Team
* Any of those awful softporn shows on Cinemax where all you see is some silicone-boobies and some frictive rubbing of (unseen) private areas while a horrible wailing sax plays in background
* Justice League/Justice League Unlimited (it sucks now, but I'll pretend it's good)
* The Batman
* That kick-ass Spiderman cartoon that was on MTV but seems to have either moved to a bad channel location or else was cancelled
* Monk
* Survivor
* Any 70's show featuring a guest appearance by Evel Kinevel (which is, like, all of them... I think The Incredible Hulk one time learned the "importance of motorcycle safety" from Evel)
* Riptide
* ~~Cocksucker Creek~~ Deadwood (also jumped the shark, but what the hell)

Shows you'll have to pay me extra money to blog about:
* "Prestige" dramas like ER and The West Wing
* Virtually any comedy, esp. those featuring Ted Danson, Brett Butler, Whoopie Goldberg, or really anyone at all; they all suck except for Arrested Development
* Any show by Steven Bochco
* Any show featuring Lorenzo Lamas

Thanks to Evan.

posted by Ace at 03:35 PM

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Facts Americana » June 02, 2005 My Kind of Job: Sittin' At Home, Watching the Dukes of Hazzard, Blogging About It-- For 100K In case anyone's interested in making similar offers (actually, this was a contest, I think, but roll with this), I can blog about the following shows: * The Apprentice * American Idol -- Okay, it jumped the shark in season 2, and I've vowed to never watch this crap again, but for a 100K I can deal * Simon & Simon * The A-Team * Any of those awful softporn shows on Cinemax where all you see is some silicone-boobies and some frictive rubbing of (unseen) private areas while a horrible wailing sax plays in background * Justice League/Justice League Unlimited (it sucks now, but I'll pretend it's good) * The Batman * That kick-ass Spiderman cartoon that was on MTV but seems to have either moved to a bad channel location or else was cancelled * Monk * Survivor * Any 70's show featuring a guest appearance by Evel Kinevel (which is, like, all of them... 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