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June 01, 2005

Bet Ya Newsweek's Not Interested In This Allegation

“Americans are very kind people,” one English-challenged detainee said in the March 4 paper. “If people say there is mistreatment in Cuba with the detainees, those type speaking are wrong, they treat us like a Muslim not a detainee.”

“I’m in good health and have good facilities of eating, drinking, living, and playing,” remarked another. “The food is good, the bedrooms are clean and the health care is very good.

The vaunted multiple layers of painstaking editorial fact-checking determined that the detainee who said that was "a lying little bitch" who was "probably peddling his ass for Pall Malls."

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