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March 29, 2005

Prepare For a Shock: T-Shirts Remain Available

The guys get shirts. The guys get shirts. That's just. The fucking. Way. It is. We're not going to be a strong as our weakest link. The guys get shirts.

That is, if you want shirts. What did I say? T-SHIRTS!

The gals get little baby-t's too, if they're so inclined.

Update: Largest size in a baby t fits a 40-42 chest. Non baby women's t's now available in larger sizes.

Well, after weeks and weeks of redesigning the logo with the kicking-ass Snapshot and taking-names Riehl World View, I'm finally peddling t-shirts, which puts me in the same league as all the greats, like Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling.

Men's shirts are available in charcoal gray or black; women's shirts, alas, just charcoal, at least at the current time. If there is enough demand, there may be further variants and styles offered, like the long-sleeved versions some mentioned.

Also-- you have your choice of the shirt with the somewhat-controversial Mencken quote or without it.

RockNClothing is now taking "pre-orders" for the shirts. They'll take orders for a week to guage demand, then begin printing them up. They will begin being sent out about two weeks after the pre-order ends.

Note they're a little cheaper during the pre-order period, to make up for the fact you're going to have to wait a little bit. Once we're in the regular order phase, the cost will go up $1.50 or $2.00, depending on demand. But then you'll get your t-shirts more quickly.

RockNClothing has promised me a proof shirt that I can approve or demand changes on before sending out the shirts, to make sure the shirts have all the integrity and enthusiasm I'm bringing to this.

RockNClothing previously did a t-shirt for This Fish Needs a Bicycle, and you can see a photo of one of their t-shirts here, as well as some praise for the shirts in the comments.

Why is a guy wearing a "This Fish Needs a Bicycle" shirt? No idea. But hopefully some women won't mind wearing a skull and crossed-swords death-card, either.

I'm not sure how many of you want these shirts. I know some have expressed interest, and of course I'm totally psyched about having some of these bad-boys for myself. And making a small amount of crazy t-shirt money, to boot.

Anyway-- in the words of Badfinger, if you want it, here it is, come and get it.

Update: RockNClothing says the boney-A's won't look good on a t-shirt at that size. So the shirts will be printed with the Copperplate A in the spade, as depicted.

The Big Guys Get Shirts Too Update: XXL size now available!

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