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March 13, 2005
Hummers Are For Wussies
The Ace of Spades WarPorn Weekend continues in full force.
Click on the video link and strap on your drool-cup-- an SUV with a retractable/extendable 40mm automatic cannon (with FLIR and nightvision optics and targeting, natch).
So much more satisfying than laying on the horn or giving a futile middle finger after someone cuts you off.
I've got the perfect tagline for this company: Drive Offensively. Come on, that's got to be worth some crazy blog-money.
We can't yet fulfill our James Bond fantasies, but we can at least satisfy our John Winger dreams.
Thanks to JimW.
Related News Update: This just in: Moby's head just exploded.
The weapon system only phased him. I think it was the 11 mpg gas mileage that blew up his brain.