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March 08, 2005

Al Gore: Human Pinata

And while you're at TKS, the next post down is his take on the what must be the lamest f'n' scoop in history: the news that Al Gore will not seek, and will not accept, his party's nomination for President in 2008.

His take is my take: giggles.

Here's another scoop for Chris Matthews: I, Ace of Spades, seek to dampen the groundswell of enthusiasm for a Draft-Ace movement in 2008, and I also decline to serve as this country's president.

What. A. Pathetic. Joke.

Al Gore has about as much frigging chance of being president as Al Goldstein. At least Goldstein's porn-show (Midnight Blue, I think) and magazine (the subtly-named Screw) give him some sort of a viable platform from which to speak to the public.

Gore, meanwhile, has his only some sort of nickle-and-dime mutant hybrid of CNN and MTV... which is going to get lower ratings than any of the shows on Telemundo that don't feature busty Latinas in low-cut sequin dresses. (There must be one or two such shows, I imagine.)

I don't want to say that Gore's political career is dead, but it just went off on an Oscar-bait crying jag, confessing to its heinous crimes while being comforted by Susan Sarandon in a nun's habit.

Sigh. Now, I've been searching for months for a wav of the old Howard Stern musical stinger that goes You -- stupid -- diii-iiick!

This is one of the many times I wish I could link it.

If anyone has this: please send it my way. I really need it. There are a lot of stupid dicks out there who have great need of a musical introduction proclaiming that fact.


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