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October 30, 2004

Kerry Discovers Cursed Tiki Doll; Wipes Out on Surfboard, Finds Tarantula in Bed

This seemed so absurd to me I didn't even feel much like blogging it, but if a poll shows Bush up by a point in Hawaii, I guess it has to be noted for the record. (Don't bother with the link for specific numbers; they're not provided.)

From Son of Nixon, who also reports on a true Patriot who supports Bush.

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