The Only Endorsement That Matters

Osama bin Ladin, echoing Andrew Sullivan, states "This is the endorsement I never thought I'd make"

For years I suspected Osama might be dead because I could not imagine why he would not triumphantly announce his survival, were he in fact alive.

I knew he was waiting for a big event to announce he was alive-- but I thought that Madrid, for example, was a big enough event for him to show his demonic face, were still capable of doing so.

Turns out he was waiting for an even bigger event-- the chance to endorse Senator John Forbes Kerry for President on the eve of the American elections.

If you have any ideas that you're not voting on Tuesday: I don't even know what to say to you. I know I'd think less of you.

Osama bin Ladin is the only endorsement that counts, and he sure the hell has secured my vote.

Coming Soon: Mickey Kaus argues that Osama bin Ladin is, after all, just one member of Al Qaeda, but that the rest of this fine organization really are big Bush supporters!

posted by Ace at 06:44 PM

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