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October 26, 2004

Assassination-Gate Explained

Florida-Cracker discovers the reason the UK Guardian is so enamored with the idea of using political violence to win elections: seems the paper's editor and two of his brothers have had a hard time convincing the American people to vote for them.

You keep getting drubbed at the voting booth and you start pining for John Wilkes Boothe, I guess.


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