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October 14, 2004

Snap Polls: Either a Tie or Edge to Kerry

So says James Lindgren on the Volokh Conspiracy.

You know what pisses me the hell off? They've got like six thousand people as a part of this so-called "Volokh Conspiracy" at this point.

And did any of them, at any time, think to themselves, "Hey, you know who might like to join our conspiracy? Ace. Ace seems like a good conspirator"?

No, they did not. Never got an invite.

And yet, I'm looking at the list of the people who are part of this rather cumbersome "conspiracy." It's not an exclusive club, I can tell you that.

Tony Danza-- what the fuck is he doing in the sidebar? Now Judith Licht-- sure, Judith Licht I could maybe see. She seems well-grounded. But Tony Danza is a fuckin' moron. How does he rate above me, precisely?

And fucking Caesar Romero isn't even alive anymore. Man's been stone dead for fifteen fucking years.

Makes no goddamn sense.

And-- look at this. Beaker? Beaker from the fucking Muppet Show? Beaker can be a part of the Volokh Conspiracy, but not Ace? What the fuck did he do to earn his membership card?

Beaker's not even A-List among fuckin' puppets, for crying out loud.

But Beaker, oh yeah, Beaker, sure, he's good. Scary-talented, that fuckin' Beaker. He gets to be in the Volokh Conspiracy.

Meanwhile, I'm sitting here alone. Alone, with not a friend in the world except my huge bottle of Val-U-Rite discount vodka and my reservoir of unrelenting hatred.

Life's not fair, man. Don't kid yourself on that score.

Update: I'm tipped that the ABCNews poll also shows a deadlock, but that more Republicans watched.

Hat tip to Beaker for that. Maybe Beaker's pretty good, after all.


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