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September 17, 2004
Another Best of Top Ten
Top Ten Euphemisms for Masturbation in the Star Wars Universe
10. "pulling the ears off your Gundak"
9. "petting the Wookie"
8. "doing the Jedi Hand Trick"
7. "strangling Jabba the Hutt"
6. "polishing your R2 unit's sensor dome"
5. "feeling a strange disturbance… in your pants"
4. "wrangling the ol' tauntaun"
3. "brandishing your Gaderffii stick"
2. "strokin' Yoda"
...and the Number One Eupehmism for Masturbation in the Star Wars Universe...
1. "setting your blaster to fun"