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September 16, 2004

Give Me More of the "Candid, Refreshing" Terezzza

I think it's about time we honestly asked the question: Do either of the Heinz-Kerrys actually want to win this race?

Because neither acts much like it.

I think that Karl Rove put them up to this.


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