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September 10, 2004

Scrappleface Scoop: 1973 Email Casts Doubt on Bush's Guard Service

The email in question is said to include a .wmv of Fountains of Wayne's Stacey's Mom Has Got it Goin' On as an attachment.

By the way, would any of you like to hear that song and see a video of it acted out by the X-Men?

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Gee willickers, Ace, that sure sounds like it would be a sweet thing 'n all. But I have to say I think that's frankly impossible. There's surely no way that I could simply click on a link and download a clip of Fountain of Wayne's Stacey's Mom Has Got it Goin' On acted out by Wolverine, Rogue, Cyclops, and Iceman."

And yet, here's the thing: You'd be wrong. You'd be badly wrong on that particular score, my friend.

In fact, you could even click here and also download Puddle of Mudd's She Hates Me, yes, also starring Professor X, Magneto, and Mystique.

Or Queen's We Are the Champions. Or even Twisted Sister's We're Not Gonna Take It. That's what's been fueling me the last couple of hours.

And, believe it or not, even Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On (Theme From Titanic), with a Special Long-Distance Dedication to the Sinking Ship of the moment, the USS John Forbes Kerry.

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posted by Ace at 01:21 AM

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