First, John "The Genius" Kerry proposes the creation of an, I shit you not, "Department of Wellness."
Then Terezzzza "I'm so courageous for having the bravery to voice my opinions to my butler, my chauffers, and my cooking staff" Heinz-Kerry gives us another sweet, sweet dose of candor-candy by instructing us that anyone who doesn't support her husband's health-care plan -- including the Department of Wellness, we must imagine -- is an "idiot."
Thanks to Aaron Burr for the first bit and Nick S. for the second bit.