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September 09, 2004

The Ol' Double-Whammy

First, John "The Genius" Kerry proposes the creation of an, I shit you not, "Department of Wellness."

Then Terezzzza "I'm so courageous for having the bravery to voice my opinions to my butler, my chauffers, and my cooking staff" Heinz-Kerry gives us another sweet, sweet dose of candor-candy by instructing us that anyone who doesn't support her husband's health-care plan -- including the Department of Wellness, we must imagine -- is an "idiot."

Thanks to Aaron Burr for the first bit and Nick S. for the second bit.



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