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July 30, 2004
Ben Affleck Banging Kerry Girls?
Son of Nixon has a little somethin'-somethin'.
A little more: FoxNews' gossip hound said he was in Ben Affleck's hotel room. Affleck specifically pointed to the bed, which contained the younger of the Kerry girls, whom the the gossip hound hadn't noticed until Affleck pointed her out.
Affleck said gallantly, "Don't write about this."
Well, he did. Which, one presumes, was Affleck's intent.
I hope he marries, or at least knocks up, one of them. The kid'll have a jaw like a skateboard.