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July 12, 2004
Ask Johnny Coldcuts
A couple of readers actually seemed to like Johnny Coldcuts.
I've been casting about for something for Johnny Coldcuts to do, and I've decided it's probably easier if I just let you do all the work.
So, I'm instituting an Ask Johnny Coldcuts column. Either email your queries to Johnny, care of me at aceofspadeshqNOSPAM@yahoo.com (take out the NOSPAM), or post them in the comments here.
You can ask Johnny anything-- he tells me he's an expert on careers, finance, automobiles, high-fidelity stereophonic equipment, and, of course dating/sex/affairs of the heart.
Johnny will get around to answering any questions posed to him (and, in case no one asks him questions, questions I make up) Friday or Saturday.
![sandwichforskippy.jpg](http://ace.mu.nu/archives/sandwichforskippy.jpg)
Ask me a question. Don't be such fucking gaywads all your miserable lives!
Photo Credit: Used with permission of Enjoy Every Sandwhich. "Sandwich for Skippy" pic created by Zombie and Rowan.