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July 08, 2004

Funny Site; ESPN Thief

MAJOR CONTENT WARNING! I'm not kidding here. I'm putting the content warning up first so you don't miss it.

Nick sent me the link for a new comedy site called The Banterist. It's pretty funny.

The current top post is the Paris Hilton X-Box game. It's funny, but one of the photos posted is of the infamous night-vision video of her in fellatio delicto, and, while it's not the clearest picture ever taken, you can, in fact, see exactly what she's doing. There's no pixelation or such.

(Note to The Banterist: Why post this one photo which renders your whole site unsafe for work? Aren't there dozens of Paris Hilton video stills that don't include an actual sex act?)

Funny, but you're strongly advised to wait until you get home. Unless you work at Penthouse, in which case I'm forwarding you my resume.

Greg and Kevin, meanwhile, both emailed me to let me know that some moron columnist at ESPN is leaning towards calling his blog-style commentary page "More Cowbell."

That's pretty cheap. I thought of "More Cowbell." I mean, after SNL ran the sketch, and RDBrewer suggested that I use the .gif as a siren. So, okay, I didn't "think of it." But I stole it first, and that, honestly, ought to count for something.

Hey, Bill Simmons. Get yourself a new title. "More Cowbell" is taken.

Update: Bill "Jacky McJackass" Simmons has now officially changed the name of his stupid blog (nope, no link) to "More Cowbell."

Feel free to borrow Johnny Coldcuts as needed, Bill. That's my job-- sitting here, thinkin' of cool stuff for you to steal.

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