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The Week That Was WokeFrom October 2025: Talarico is subliminally screaming his actual sexual preference to us. ![]() Transextremist and heretic James Talarico keeps referring to women as "neighbors with uteruses" who of course need "abortion care" almost as much as gender-affirming care, but now he's trying to correct himself to just say "women" once in a while. Headline of the Week: Democrats' Greatest Fear: The GOP Will Turn James Talarico Into a Creepy, Unmanly Weirdo. Oh that's just silly. How could we do something like that? What are we, Jewish Mind-Wizards who can hypnotize people into believing something completely crazy?
"I never saw this coming" said someone who thought you were talking about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire, but then, when you told him you said an antifa thug was a sex criminal, said "Oh yes, that makes much more sense." A queer-identified Antifa activist who celebrated the assassination of Charlie Kirk has been arrested in upstate New York on suspicion of felony child sex crimes. You're not going to believe this but it turns out he's a squat, fat, blobby kobold with a neckbeard. Timothy Lawrence Reed, 35, is accused of breaking into a north Portland home occupied by a mother and her children, threatening to kill the family, and then assaulting a pursuing officer as he tried to evade arrest. You're not going to believe this, but he looks like a gangly Genderfuck Witch with hideous teeth who wears belly-shirts despite being nominally male and also having a chubby middle. People don't join antifa because their dating life is too hectic, you know. A swishy steroid case in California spent Memorial Day kicking over flags because Democrats love The America That Can Be But Never Will Exist. Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok NJ committeewoman and Democrat -- obviously -- was just arrested for driving DUI with a child in the car. She got hit with a child endangerment charge, too. Now she's caught driving with a suspended license. The rules and laws just don't apply to woke Democrats, especially woke Democrat women. They're fighting the oppressor by becoming the oppressor class. The whole family is criminal trash that would be too unseemly to appear on COPS. Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok Elementary school principal bars parents from their children's elementary school graduation, to punish them for ICE's arrest of an illegal alien. This woke Karen naturally cites Muh Safety and Muh Concerns as a valid reason to punish American citizens for the lawful detention of an illegal alien. Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
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