Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Jon Ekdahl 2026
Jay Guevara 2025
Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025
Jewells45 2025
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups

Texas MoMe 2026: 10/16/2026-10/17/2026 Corsicana,TX
Contact Ben Had for info





















« Daily Tech News 17 April 2026 | Main | Mid-Morning Art Thread »
April 17, 2026

The Morning Report - 4/ 17/26

Iran Chop.jpg

Good morning kids, first up President Trump looks to be racking up, if not wins, then for sure some solid "gains" on the Iranian and related Middle Eastern fronts:

For sure without having the Mullahs on the ropes, this could not have happened. While the ceasefire is "temporary" it is something. Either Aoun thinks the Mullahs are indeed through or else they'll somehow outlast the combined "Epic Fury" of the US and Israel. Time will indeed tell.

Trump said on Truth Social that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Lebanese President Joseph Aoun agreed to a temporary ceasefire that would begin at 5:00 p.m. EDT on Thursday. Ambassadors for the two countries met for the first time in more than 34 years on Tuesday for negotiations mediated by Rubio in Washington, D.C.

That said, President Trump is crowing about the latest developments vis a vis negotiations.

He said Iran’s current posture reflects a shift from before the U.S.-Israel campaign, when Tehran had resisted those terms. “They’re willing to do things today that they weren’t willing to do two months ago,” Trump said.

Again, as I and others have been saying all along, the President is stuck in an art of the deal mindset in which he thinks he thinks he is dealing with opponents who are of a similar mindset, as opposed to Dark Age savages who for close to 1500 years have longed for armageddon as the path to global domination, and who view deception and lying as acceptable and effective tools to bring the aforementioned about. Whether President Trump understands the true nature of Islam and is merely playing for time and or giving lip service to the Mullahs and world opinion and engaging himself in 11 dimensional taqqiya, or is gulping down another taqqiya sunrise is the question.

Closer to home we have the utterly useless and worse collaborationist GOP still to contend with:

Ten GOP House members voted in favor of extending Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for Haitians ahead of a potential Supreme Court ruling on the matter. The Thursday vote to effectively grant amnesty and block deportation of roughly 350,000 Haitian migrants passed the House 220-207. Notably, the final vote was preceded by the adoption of a resolution to bring the bill to the floor, which saw seven Republican defectors join House Democrats.

What more can be said that has not already been written about these bastards. The GOP, insofar as the traitors, flunkies and criminal conspirators who aid and abet the destruction of the Republic so long as they can wet their beaks at the public trough must be utterly and ruthlessly purged. I had hoped and still hope that Trump's descent from the Trump Tower escalator almost 11 years ago now was the opening salvo in that crusade, and not a mere fluke.

For our final entry for today and to cap off the week, I'll leave you with an "Is This Something>" story to ponder:

Concern Grows Over 10 Missing or Deceased NASA, Nuclear, and Defense Researchers Trump: “Well, I hope it’s random, but we’re going to know in the next week and a half. I just left a meeting on that subject. So, pretty serious stuff.”

China? Russia? Iran or all of the above? or have they been "Mangioni'ed by our own homegrown brownshirts?

On that note,


Have a great weekend!

Good morning kids.


Have a great day!


And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.




ALSO: The Morning Report cross-posts at CutJibNewsletter.com usually within an hour or so of posting here, if you want to continue the conversation all day.

And. . . PODCASTING NEWS: the Podcast feeds have been fixed so you can now listen to them on the RSS feed as well as Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and of course directly at the CutJibNewsletter site. We also post a version on our Rumble channel within 12-24 hours of going live at the above.


Also, do follow us on X (Twitter): @CutJibNews

And my X (Twitter) account at: @therealJJSefton

and on Instagram: @Cutjibnewsletter

TIP JAR : Your support helps keep the lights on and is truly appreciated. Note: We are on Stripe, not PayPal.

digg this
posted by J.J. Sefton at 07:32 AM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
SSBN 656 (G): "Nice scene, great outdoor colors... I like it. ..."

rickb223 [/b][/s][/u][/i]: "To be fair, the Mummy's girlfriend was also quite ..."

Huck Follywood: "246 Two Tier Keir may resign as early as this week ..."

Rob Crawford: "[I]Oh, yay...5 minutes until another meeting on ho ..."

naturalfake: "[i] RFK Jr. Once Cut Off Dead Raccoon’s Geni ..."

...: "RFK Jr. Once Cut Off Dead Raccoon’s Genitals ..."

TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films: "267 In the 'retard's' defense, dems have been whip ..."

ballistic: "I’m GenX and will always feel that era was t ..."

Chuck Martel: "Anti-Trans Health Secretary RFK Jr. Once Cut Off D ..."

javems: "Guy could paint. ..."

Vendette: "246 NEW: Keir Starmer is flying to Paris this morn ..."

TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films: "263 Democrats had a majority 5 years ago. 50+1. ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64