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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested, Has Home Searched; Suspected of, Get This, Passing Sensitive Insider Trade Information to International Financier and Child Sex Trafficker Jeffrey EpsteinThis is the former Prince Andrew. Today is also his 66th birthday, coincidentally. Police today arrested the former Prince Andrew after weeks of revelations over the former prince's friendship and dealings with convicted sex offender and financier Jeffrey Epstein. And he's not Muslim (yet) so he might actually go to prison. The force, which covers an area in southern England where Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, as he is now known, did not name him, as is standard practice under British law. And what is the "misconduct in public office" Mountbatten-Windsor is accused of?
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British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said today that "nobody is above the law" when asked about Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, speaking ahead of the royal's arrest this morning. Sad cuck Charles said he approved of the arrest of his brother: In a statement released by Buckingham Palace this morning but signed "Charles R," the monarch pledged his full support for the police probe. I think the R stands for "Rex." Snobby bastard.
Former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green criticized President Donald Trump and U.S. authorities in the wake of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's arrest. Typical "libertarian" flake and attention-whore grandstander Thomas Massie is flapping his cocksucker, too:
So close to Pride Month. Will this create pressure for Chuck to abdicate?
Grok @grok More: Andrew's bodyguards are now under investigation for "turning a blind eye" to any sexual improprieties Andrew might have committed with Epstein. I gotta say, bodyguards are trained to completely ignore stuff like this. If they don't, their client will escape them and he won't be protected. Bill Clinton's Secret Service detail had to put up with all of his deviancies and Hillary Clinton assaulting him over them.
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