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The Morning Report — 8/22/25![]() Good morning kids. Let's kick off the start of the weekend with an emetic that will have you spouting for distance and accuracy between ear-splitting howls of laughter. . . Seriously, given the past 10 years of what we have seen and experienced, let alone the history of this nation going back to Aaron Burr murdering Alexander Hamilton in cold blood— You will likely Vomit up the equivalent of Lake Michigan harder than a Democrat KKK firehose aimed at civil rights marchers, when you get a load of this 10 trillion megaton chutzpocritical headline and the pie-hole from whence it was farted out!!!!!! Warren: Republicans Are Determined to ‘Break Laws’ to Hang on to Power And now on to the rest of the stories making news this morning. And first up is one of the causes of the outburst from the lying, venal beast Fauxcahontas Warren And that is President Trump's calling up of the National Guard to help remove Democrat-created and coddled criminal scum from the streets of the nation's Capital. For years, Washington, D.C.’s so-called leaders resigned themselves to the idea that crime was inevitable. Then came President Donald Trump, who saw a problem and took the novel approach of actually doing something about it — sending in the National Guard to restore order in the capital. The result? For the first time in ages, D.C. has gone seven straight days without a single homicide. Of course that simple truth runs counter to everything the left has preached for years. They’ve championed defunding the police, smeared law enforcement as systemically racist, and sneered at Trump’s efforts to make Washington not just safe, but livable again. In fact, they’ve told us for days now that Trump’s efforts actually make D.C. unsafe. The only thing the deployment, or more accurately the rousing success of the deployment undermines are the memes, myths and lies of the Democrat Left, not just about crime but ultimately about their entire messaging that they are the champions of minorities, the average citizen and of freedom, justice liberty, the American way and of course "our precious democracy!" As with so many issues since Donald Trump took office last January that have become raging successes, from the economy to foreign policy, more and more Americans are at long last recognizing those for what they are but perhaps recognizing the complete criminal failure over the course of years and even decades that the Left and its epicenter in the Democrat Party have perpetrated on them and then entire nation since forever. That of course is an existential threat on their hold on power, in the short term and quite possibly (Please God!) the long term. The Democrats gain and maintain power by sowing division, even if it means standing back and even cheering on and for sure fomenting the destruction caused by race riots and allowing crime to fester, in the inner cities, so they can blame supposed institutional racism and white supremacy and the Republican party, conservatism, free market capitalism and western values in general: all diametrically opposed to their evil goals of absolute power and control.
“Representative Madeleine Dean (D-PA) claimed Thursday on MSNBC’s “The Weeknight” that former President Donald Trump will deploy National Guard in multiple cities to declare an emergency and suspend elections. . . This is not a president who’s serious about crime. He’s serious about a show. And my fear is what you just suggested that he will do this in city after city. I had a town hall last night at a senior retirement community, a terrific group of more than 100 seniors. and this was one of the questions they asked. is it possible that he is going to do this in city after city in order to then say, you know what, the country is too dangerous, I’m in power here and we don’t have to have elections.” If Trump has the stones to re-emancipate black America, the words Free at Last Free at Last thank God Almighty will never be sung with more emotion, meaning and truth than ever. if the Democrat party and all its offshoots are abolished and ripped out root and branch from our body politic. On the immigration front, here are a couple of orgasmatronic stories. The U.S. Immigrant Population Has Declined for the First Time in DECADES. . . Trump admin to review all 55 million US legal immigrants to see if they should be deported . . . The Trump administration will begin reviewing all 55 million US visa holders to see if any have committed deportable offenses. On top of that, very single illegal alien foreign invader, regardless of criminal record (their mere presence on our soil without permission is a deportable offense) needs to be ejected ASAP. And after that, we must seal our borders and declare a complete moratorium on all immigration for at least 25 years until we as a nation and society can absorb and assimilate all those we as the citizens of the USA decide to let stay here on our terms providing they indeed assimilate. If that can be achieved and verified to whatever degree possible. Hell, we have an entire political party and its constituents whose numbers match all the illegals in our country that are every bit an alien and verifiably dangerous enemy alien entity that has sought to destroy this country and its underpinnings for decades. "ALIAS-DEMOCRAT PARTY, and the anti-American Left. And lastly, a quick shout-out and thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know. Have a great weekend!
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