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Secret Service Girlboss Kim Cheatle: We Didn't Have Anyone On the Obvious Sniper Position on the Roof Because the Roof Had a "Slope" and It Was Too Dangerous to Our Girlbosses to Send Them Up There!Kim Cheatle -- who Jill Biden fought to get installed as the Secret Service Girlboss -- told ABC "News" that she decided not to put anyone on the roof, because a Secret Service agent could have fallen and twisted an ankle! They're not paid to take those kind of extreme risks! Kyle Becker @kylenabecker
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Inside the building? What a perfect place for counter-snipers whose main ability is to shoot at long distances. You know -- outside. Perfect, Kim! I'm going to nominate you for a DEI = Death award! Three law enforcement officers were stationed inside the building where a gunman shot former President Donald Trump at a Pennsylvania rally Saturday. Collin Rugg But remember, Kim Cheatle had her eyes on the real priority -- protecting her DEI Retard Squad from slipping off a roof with a vicious, widow-maker "slope." Just look at this slope! I didn't know angles could be that impossibly steep! ![]() Robby Soave @robbysoave And yet, it gets even worse. It always gets even worse. Because Jill Biden's very good friend Kim "Frito Bandito" Cheatle might also be allocating more Secret Service agents to protect Jill Biden at one of her little-attended rallies than the likely next president of the United States:
Susan Crabtree Doctor President Jill Biden sure does love the trappings of power that come with the non-job of being First Nursemaid to an invalid.
I don't believe that, for the usual reason. If you told me that one Secret Service agent had conspired with an assassin, I could consider that possibly a plausible theory, because it's certainly possible that one person is a turncoat ready to conspire to murder a president. But in this case, we have so many Secret Service agents making baffling decisions that you'd pretty much have to speculate that the entire team, including Kim Cheatle, was part of the plot. As usual: How do you go about recruiting that many people into a plot to murder the president of the United States? Think about the risks you run by merely hinting to someone about such a scheme, in an effort to recruit him. But Sean Davis thinks it's possible. I report, you decide.
I think Sean Davis hasn't quite come to grips with the even-more-horrifying theory that explains this: That DEI and leftist subversion has so polluted and poisoned our most vital institutions that this is now the Secret Service working at their peak possible performance. But I'm posting his theory anyway. I want the Secret Service to know that if they have another "oopsie," or continue sending more snipers to protect Jill Biden at a small indoor event than to protect the Once and Future President at an outdoor event, murder and conspiracy to commit murder charges are in the offing, and reasonable people like me will vote to convict you of murder even if what we really believe you're guilty of is gross negligence and woke incompetence. At the very least, we will demand everyone involved be impeached and have all of their pension payments cancelled and zeroed out. A friend writes that the leftwinger Girlboss's political biases contributed to the failure, on a subliminal level: Again these people legitimately believe that only the right is a threat, or ever dangerous. Educated Hillbilly has some thoughts: EducatedHillbilly @RobProvince More at the link. Educated Hillbilly also notices that Trump's handpicked prosecutor Jack Smith has men guarding him, not "fat middle aged women" like Kim Cheatle assigned to the Trump detail:
Kim Cheatle is refusing to resign -- of course. Leftwing girlbosses have no shame, nor any sense of what excellence or merit is. Resigning in shame is for Republicans only. Her boss, DHS Secretary Mayorkas, who has repeatedly perjured himself insisting that "the border is secure," says he has 100% confidence in Cheatle and her Fox Force Five of chubby, clumsy short women.
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