The Morning Report: 5/23/2024

Unless there are criminal penalties available to the House, this is much ado about nothing. Until Congress votes itself a SWAT team and a jail, I'll ignore them.

• House GOP claims Hunter Biden lied under oath multiple times during congressional deposition

  
  What is really pathetic is that it is entirely unsurprising, and America has become inured to a rambling, nasty, senile old fool as the leader of our country.
  

• White House issues a whopping nine corrections to Biden's NAACP speech transcript

  
  Perhaps she has read the tea leaves and has figured out that Trump is the leader of the Republican party, and crapping on him is not a recipe for political success.
  

• Nikki Haley endorses Trump for president

  
  Harrison Butker said nothing remotely controversial unless you are a rabid feminist, and woke lunatic without any ability to comprehend obvious truths.
  

• Andy Reid, Who Loves Cheeseburgers, Thinks Harrison Butker Controversy Is A Nothing Burger

  
  It's not a failure for Biden and the votes he is pursuing in Michigan and Minnesota. In fact, I wonder whether some of that Hamas money ends up paying operatives in Dearbornistan and Little Mogadishu?
  

• Pentagon Tacitly Admits Biden's Gaza Pier Stunt Is A Total Failure

  
  I'm shocked! Who would have guessed that Zelensky was a conniving graft artist whose interest in democracy and freedom was a subterfuge?
  

• Zelensky's Prolonged Presidency Proves Americans Were Sold A Lie On Ukraine

  
  Wow...this one is an even easier boycott! Hydrox cookies are fine, and I'm sure there are dozens of generics available.
  

• Is Oreo About to Be the Next Bud Light?

  
  Luckily, the useful idiots of the 4th Estate are profoundly stupid and can't even do basic math. But this one is an "own goal" of epic proportions!
  

• Socialist Website Criticizes Walmart Over "Starvation Wages" -- But Walmart Often Pays More Than They Do

  
  The ICC is sh*t. It always was, and always will be. It is a tool for bien pensant Euro-trash to pretend to dunk on America, Israel, and the occasional Western country that stumbles into aggressively conducting a military operation. But they have no teeth!
  

• Moral Cretins at the ICC

  
  And finally, one more data point that proves our culture is broken.
  

• Mom Goes Ballistic When Her Kid Doesn't Win Award At School Event

Sefton is doing fine. His surgery went well yesterday, and he is now trying to get his nurses to bring him a Martini. He should be back soon!

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter]

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