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June 29, 2023

Tranheuser-Busch CEO Says We Should Blame Him for the Dylan Mulvaney Fiasco, Not His Poor Employees or Distributors -- But No, Now That You Ask, He's Not Resigning

I will take all responsibility for this decision.

But I also will take no responsibility for this decision.

This asshole is ex-CIA and therefore knows the DC game in and out -- always say "I take full responsibility" but also refuse to accept any consequences.

And you know, it's the consequences part of responsibility that makes accepting responsibility so hard. Without the consequences, it's just some meaningless words you're puffing out, right?

Brendan Whitworth wants Bud Light boycotters to blame him for the fateful Dylan Mulvaney promotion and not punish the 65,000 people whose livelihoods depend on Anheuser-Busch.

Speaking to CBS on Wednesday, the former U.S. Marine and CIA spy turned CEO of America's largest beer brewer said the buck stopped with him when it came to the disastrous promotion with transgender influencer Mulvaney.

"One thing that I'd love to make extremely clear is that impact is my responsibility. As the CEO, everything we do I'm accountable for," he said in the interview, which he reposted to LinkedIn, but not before disabling comments on the post.

Accountable in what way?

You mean you're posting on social media that you're accountable?

Does that actually take bravery or character, somehow?

Asked what troubled him the most, he said it was his 18,000 workers and the additional 47,000 people employed by its distributors. That number doesn't count the farmers he said were also affected by the boycott.

Well then why don't you resign, to take the heat off them, if you're so concerned about them, Brendan? Maybe your resignation would spare them. Why don't you try?

Because you're all about yourself, Brendan. And you just want to Con the Rubes.



"It's the impact honestly on the employees that weighs the most on me," he continued, urging people to drink Bud Light during the upcoming July 4th weekend.

Go f*** yourself, CIA psyops jagoff.

While Anheuser-Busch has sought to minimize the role Mulvaney played in its strategy, Whitworth reaffirmed the company would not change its stance towards its partnerships.

"Bud Light has supported LGBTQ since 1998, so that's 25 years, and as we've said from the beginning we'll continue to support the communities and organizations that we've supported for decades," he said.

We'll continue to support the Anti-Groomer Agenda we've been supporting all of our lives.

He may have sought to shield his staff from the fallout of the promotion, but he did not explicitly apologize for partnering with Mulvaney either. A number of consumers had claimed this official acknowledgment of a mistake was a prerequisite for winning back their business.

But they are going to blitz the airwaves with advertisements.

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Advertisements! Yes! Conservatives love the leftwing radical mind-controllers of the advertising industry! We can't wait to take our cues from groomers and Marxists!

Yes, Tranheuser -- flood the leftwing airwaves with garbage ads from leftwing Marxist advertising "creatives"! That'll win us back!

"It's insulting that you think an ad about summer will make us forget our principles. The boycott continues," wrote conservative podcaster Liz Wheeler last week, demanding an official apology.

Transheuer continues to try to woo people back with huge rebates -- they're deathly afraid that stores will start limiting the shelfspace they give to Budweiser groomerjuice products.

They're offering $15 off for a 15-pack of their crap beer for the Fourth of July.

As the Fourth of July weekend rolls in, Bud Light is offering a rebate of up to $15 on purchases of a 15-pack of Budweiser, Bud Light, Budweiser Select or Budweiser Select 55. And in places where a 15-packs sells for less than $15, the beer could be practically free.

No thank you.

You Will Be Made to Care, Brendan.

Thanks to Jay in PA.


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