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Harry Markle Will Be Excluded from Charles' Coronation After Continuing Attacks on Royal Family Made in Quickie Cash-In Book, Spare

Pare the spare.

This guy will be doing gay porn within five years. Gay bottom porn.

Prince Harry has been written out of King Charles' Coronation script, it was claimed today, as royal insiders said Prince William is 'burning with anger' amid the bombshell revelations in the Duke of Sussex's memoirs.

In his new tell-all autobiography Spare, Harry made a series of sensational claims about his brother and father, describing the Prince of Wales as his 'arch-nemisis' and accusing the King of being worried he would be 'overshadowed' by Meghan's Hollywood star power.

She is not, and has never been, a "star." This is utterly delusionary. She is a malignant narcissist who has a (very weak) reality-suppression field around her.

She's probably the first woman who ever convincingly faked an orgasm for Harry, so she owns him now.

The Royal Family has thus far remained silent on the matter, refusing to respond to the Duke's incendiary anecdotes, but the Sunday Times today said a royal source claimed Harry has been omitted from the proceedings of King Charles' upcoming Coronation in May.

News of Harry's removal from the ceremony comes as the Duke appeared on ITV this evening to speak about the guilt he felt following the death of his mother, the Princess of Wales, in 1997.


'As things stand, there is no role for Harry in the service,' a royal source reportedly declared.'


Meanwhile, friends of William told the Sunday Times that the heir is 'burning with anger' but is also 'anxious and sad' over Harry's comments, which one friend described as 'cowardly'.


Spare revealed the brothers share a complex relationship, with Harry, 38, describing William, 40, as both his 'beloved brother' but also his 'arch-nemisis'.

The Duke kept nothing back, laying bare his bitter frustrations over his role as the 'spare' to William, who is the heir to the throne.

In one sensational passage, Harry described a stand-up row that ended with the Prince of Wales grabbing him by the collar and throwing him to the floor, leaving him with 'scrapes and bruises' on his back after he landed on a dog bowl, shattering it.

The furious row allegedly broke out in the kitchen of his London home, Nottingham Cottage, in the grounds of Kensington Palace in 2019 -- shortly before Megxit.

William is said to have branded Meghan 'difficult', 'rude' and 'abrasive' and insisted he was trying to help his younger brother during a meeting about 'the whole rolling catastrophe' of their failing relationship and Harry's rows with the Press.

Harry accused his brother of 'parroting the press narrative' about his American wife before a screaming match ensued, ending in a physical altercation, the book claims.


[I]n one bombshell excerpt from 'Spare', Harry claimed his father said that Meghan was not welcome at Balmoral on the day the Queen died.

The Duke wrote that his father instructed him not to bring his wife to visit the dying Queen Elizabeth II, citing 'nonsensical and disrespectful' reasons.

Enraged by Charles' perceived snub, Harry retorted: 'Don't ever speak about my wife that way!', prompting the now-King to offer an apology.

In one other sensational claim, Harry accused his father of worrying he'd be 'overshadowed' by Hollywood star Meghan and voicing concerns about having to support her financially.

Harry said Charles warned him his family was 'not made of money', and he could not afford to support anyone else.

But Harry felt Charles' concern was less rooted in economics and more to do with jealousy.

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