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August 01, 2022

Biden To Gloat About Alleged Drone-Kill of Austere Religious Scholar

Remember the last time Biden ordered up a quickie wag-the-dog drone strike to distract from bad news...?

After claiming he vaporized a bunch of Al Qaeda Corn-Pops, it turned out he killed zero terrorists. Instead, he killed ten perfectly innocent people, including seven children. Including two 2-year-old girls.

I don't think Tough-Guy Joe ever, ever apologized for that mass murder.

Because he's a mentally-degenerated sociopath whose ugly old brain is filled with twisted acids.

So I'll wait until we see the Austere Religious Scholar's body.

Also, death is not official until declared by a panel of experts on the National Bureau of Actuarial Verification. That usually takes a year after the claimed "death." It's a very "complicated" call, involving numerous "factors." The claim that death can be confirmed by at least two minutes of negative pulse is false. That's Russian Medical Misinformation.

Wikipedia's entry on "Death" is being updated right now to reflect this New Understanding of Reality.

The full analysis of this highly complicated determination will take us at least past the mid-terms.

You can watch an old man take serious chances with his heart with a dangerous Stack of illegal amphetamines here.

YOU remember to blink YOUR eyes periodically

Well... He slurred a lot of words and squinted and did his Sheriff Joe Tough-Guy act.

But I don't see a body.

So I don't acknowledge this claim from this lying, corrupt Regime.

No corpse, no congratulations.

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posted by Ace at 07:26 PM

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